I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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