WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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