I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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