spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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