Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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