What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Farmville is her only friend.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She needs sedatives and a leash
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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