He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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