But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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