remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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