I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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