Got a toothbrush?
Kiss
Puke
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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