You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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