so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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