You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize