Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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