Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
