i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
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Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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