Me too!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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