..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
babies were throwing up all over the place
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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