if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.