haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.