czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
foreskin is a definite game changer
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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