so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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