He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She even gives head with a lisp.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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