lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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