so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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