I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
