this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Holy shit dude........stairs
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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