Dual....:-)
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
