Porn is love you can see.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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