I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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