Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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