What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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