Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
how does that bad decision feel?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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