I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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