im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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