She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Less talking, more tequila
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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