I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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