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Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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