if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
tell me about the fingering
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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