"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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