Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am in a vortex of obligation.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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