I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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