I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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