i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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