Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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