Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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