anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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