my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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