I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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