Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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