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(304): View more from West Virginia

enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this

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(917): View more from New York City

My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.

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(917): View more from New York City

hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized

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(727): View more from Florida

I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis

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(914): View more from New York

He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night

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