Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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