In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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