actually, I'm a sock model
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i drank out of a bidet.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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